«I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes.» – Jimi Hendrix

«I’ll take any amount of love you feel like giving me (but it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t take  more)» – Pasquale Paz Ferrone

«Women always deserve the utmost attention. Wives included.» – Pasquale Paz Ferrone

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don’t have to waste your time voting.» – Charles Bukowski

«Non è bello ciò che è bello, ma che bello, che bello, che bello!»  – Nino Frassica

«There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.» – George Bernard Shaw 

«Should your idea take a turn, don’t go after it; keep on the straight path that leads to the pub!» – Pasquale Paz Ferrone

«The worst thing when you’re in deep shit, is that you may find out how many friends you have.» – Pasquale Paz Ferrone

«Warehouse assistant required. […] duties to include taking telephone orders, picking and pricing […] and making tea/coffee for all the warehouse staff.» – a Job Ad

«Mangiar carne è un omicidio premeditato e digerirla è occultamento di cadavere.» – Pino Caruso

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