Where do you live?
Italy
Do you like living in Italy?
Yes
Is it expensive?
Nah, not really
Have you got a job at the moment?
Yes
Is it a good job?
Yep
Do you own your house/flat?
It's a house, and - yes - I own it.
Is it in a big town?
No, but ain't far from a big town.
What about the Taxes in Italy?
Have no idea.
What about Italian women?
..oh, well they're ...hot
How much easily would Italian women have sex with you?
Very easily.
How old are you?
45
What's your zodiac sign?
Taurus
What's your first name?
George
What's your family name?
Clooney